Characters Revealed!
Name: Daniel G. Nad
Occupation: Between Jobs
Hobbies: Watching TV, eating food, partaking in life-threatening stunts/practical jokes
“Well if I had KNOWN the fuse was that short I would’ve told you to run FASTER!”
Name: Bill Percy
Occupation: Bookstore Manager
Hobbies: Reading, writing, other boring stuff I don’t care about
“I don’t even question my headaches any more… I just accept them”
Name: Leo L. Villar
Occupation: Chef
Hobbies: Mountain Biking, surfing, running black markets
“Wait, I think I just confused myself…”
Name: Dr. Richard Corvin
Occupation: Doctor
Hobbies: Going to the driving range on Sundays and blowing an air horn at golfers
“DAMN YOU DR. BRADLEY!”
Name: Betty Slate
Occupation: Nurse/Receptionist
Hobbies: Playing tennis, going to the park, watching a funny movie
“Wow, I haven’t seen you 3 in a few days! That’s a new record!”
Name: Dubb-ya
Occupation: President of the US
Hobbies: Hooked on phonics and tic-tac-toe
“OOH! Is that one of them new-fangled gameboy thingies?”
Name: Agent Johnson
Occupation: Head of Secret Service
Hobbies: No one knows
“According to the government, I don’t exist.”
Name: God
Occupation: Creator of the Universe
Hobbies: Poker and chillin on the beach with some Coronas
“I miss the dinosaurs… they were fun”
Name: Death
Occupation: Soul Collector
Hobbies: Bonzai gardening, reaping condemned souls, shiatsu massages
“I’d kill you for being so stupid, but it would only make my job harder”
Name: Turkeys
Occupation: being fowl
Hobbies: Using surprisingly high intelligence to plot against Dan
“Gobble gobble”
Name: Captain Random
Occupation: Super-Hero
Hobbies: Not utterly failing at rescuing citizens from danger
“With moderate power comes moderate responsibility”
Misadventures characters coming soon!









